Aleesha and Denise are out walking, when they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. Denise says "Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"
Aleesha says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
Denise says "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, running toward the hole at great speed, and with no hesitation jump head first into the hole.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, old farmer Kathryn walks up. "Say there", says the Farmer Kathryn, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
Denise says "Funny you should ask, we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doing about a hundred miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
Farmer Kathryn said "Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission!"
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